Little Sam loves ninjas
He has a ninja costume, throwing stars, the whole shebang. One day he’s playing and whacks himself in the eye with a nunchuck.
He runs downstairs to his mum, bawling.
“Mummy, look what happened!”
She sees the welt and screams, “Sam, your eye!”
Sam stops crying, looks up and says, “For the thousandth time, Mum. I’m not a samurai, I’m a fucking ninja”