A Sunday school teacher posed a question to her class, “If I were to sell my house, car, donate my possessions to charity, and give all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
The children unanimously replied, “No.”
The teacher then asked, “If I were to keep the church clean, mow the lawn, and keep everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Once again, the answer was a resounding “No.”
Apparently perplexed, the teacher asked, “Well, then how can I get into heaven?”
A quick-witted five-year-old boy piped up and replied, “You have to be dead!”