A couple is dining in a restaurant when suddenly the waitress catches the man slowly sliding under the table
She sees that the woman is not bothered by this and assumes the worst…
Thinking how to approach the situation, she slowly gets to the table and quietly tells the woman:
“Ma’am, I think your husband just slid under the table for no apparent reason”
The woman turns her head and whispers:
“You’re wrong my dear, my husband just entered the restaurant…”