Two Irish men were at a bar
Guy 1: I hear yeh accent, which part of Ireland yeh from?
Guy 2: Dublin
Guy 1: oh wow me too! Where in Dublin?
Guy 2: Ballyfermot
Guy 1: No way! I’m from Ballyfermot too! Which school in Ballyfermot were yeh at?
Guy 2: St Mary’s of the Angels back in ’82
Guy 1: Ah jees’ I don’t believe it! I went to that school too! Same year!!
Bar manager says to the bar maid: the Murphy twins are drunk again huh?
Bar maid: yeah