Italian Men Talk
Two Italian men are having a loud conversation on a plane. One of them, with many gesticulations, tells his friend, “Emma come first, I come next, then two assa come together, I come again, two assa come together again, I come once again, pee pee twice, then I come one last time.”
A well-dressed lady seated next to them becomes furious and exclaims, “How dare you talk such filth where anyone can hear you! I’m calling the flight attendant to get you kicked off this flight.”
The first Italian man stares at her in astonishment, “For teaching him how to spella da Mississippi?”