Kinda of a shitty joke but……
Shortly after a British Airways flight had
reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have
a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and….. OH, MY GOD !’
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on
the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared
you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally
spille a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!’
One Irish passenger yelled…’For gods sake …….. You should see the
back of mine!!!’