Category: Tattoo Jokes

A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They were appalled at his spiky hair, pierced nose, tattoos and a bad attitude. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Honey,” the mother said, “he doesn’t seem very nice.” “Of course he is,” the daughter replied. “If he…

An Elvis Presley fan decided to get two tattoos of Elvis: one on each thigh. However, she was not entirely pleased with the end result. One night she’s had a few too many in a bar. She goes up to the bartender, lifts her skirt and asks “Do either of these look like Elvis to…