A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane takes off, the cowboy asks for a whiskey and soda, which is promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asks the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replies, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of
by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”
The cowboy then hands his drink back to the attendant and says, “Me too, I
didn’t know we had a choice.”