A young guy goes into a drug store owned by two spinster sisters. He awkwardly says to the one lady at the pharmacy counter, “Um, this is embarrassing but I have this condition where about once a day I become incredibly aroused and overcome by the desire to have sex with any woman at all….
A big muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store… ..and asks, “W-w-w-what’s y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w whats y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?” Again, the clerk doesnt answer him. The guy asks several…
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge…
A woman bent down ….to take a close look at a fine piece of jewelry in a jewelry store. In the process she vent out a fart. Embarrassed at that she looked around to see if anyone heard that. A salesman was right behind her. She gathered her composure and in the hope he didn’t…
This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her…
i went to the liquor store on my bike. i went to the liquor store on my bike and bought a bottle vodka and put it in the basket on the front…then it occoured to me that if i fall or something happens then the bottle might break. so i drank it all right there…
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked at it. Not knowing what it was, he said, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.” He…
I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. “Twenty dollars?!” he said. “For what?” “To buy groceries,” I told him. “When I was a boy,” my grandfather said. “My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I’d go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes,…
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him. The guy asks several more…
A woman was forced to choose between two suitors to wed. The first man was about 4 foot 5 tall and ran a very successful store that sold many fruits and vegetables. The other man was disgusting. He was covered head to toe in boils and bedsores and smelled awful. He had not ever even…