Wife sends her programmer husband grocery shopping She tells him: “I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.” The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread. The wife asks: “Why the hell did you…
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her… This went on for sometime. One day, she wanted to buy banana, so she took her husband…
The Naked Hippie This joke is one i came up with to annoy my wife. She hates it lol. A naked man walks into a tailor’s shop. The tailor screams at him. “Hey, get out of my store! You can’t come in here like that.” The man replies, “awww, c’mon dude….cut me some slacks.” The…
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer… “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”…
Jeff walks into a magic shop. He walks up to the man at the counter and asks “What magic can you do” The man at the counter replies “Voodoo, magic reversal, time travel, and-“ Jeff interrupts him and says “Wait, go back” Jeff walks into a magic shop, and the man at the counter says…