So a cowboy parks his horse at the saloon, ties him to the outside, kisses him on the ass, and walks in to have a stiff drink. The bar keeper saw this happen, and he just had to ask. “Why’d ya kiss your horse on the ass before coming in? You got shit all over…
A woman who was in a house fire sustained some serious skin burns, largely on her face. Her husband volunteered to be a donor, and since the butt skin is the most delicate and smooth, that’s what the doctors used. After the surgery, and then some recovery time, the woman is standing in front of…
A woman tells her doctor, “Kiss me!” The doctor says “What? Why would I do something like that?” The woman says again, “Kiss me now!” The doctor replies, “Certainly not!” The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!” The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessional, highly unethical, and to be honest…
Upon waking, a woman said to her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?” The man smiled and kissed his wife. “You’ll know tonight,” he whispered. That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife. She jumped…