After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling. After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling. The wife poured out every complaint – neglect, loneliness, feeling unloved, you name it. Finally, the therapist (a man) got up, asked her to stand, and kissed her passionately… right in…
At breakfast, a husband says to his wife, “I want us to try doggy tonight” Surprisingly to the husband the wife agrees. So that night, both quite excited, the husband cooks his wife a lovely dinner. After enjoying the meal they head upstairs and get into bed. The husband leans over to his wife, kisses…
A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach. A gorgeous blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes. “Have you ever had a hug?” She asked. “No.” So with an “aww”, she gave him a big hug. Two minutes later, another…
An old fellow walking down the road and sees a frog sitting in the grass. The frog says… “Hey there if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman for ya.” The old man picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket and keeps on down the road. About a…
A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying A man walks up to her and says “What’s wrong?” She replies “I’ve never been kissed before.” So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more. He says “What’s wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed.” This time…
At breakfast, a husband says to his wife, “I want to try doggy tonight.” Surprisingly enough, the wife agrees. So that night, both quite excited, the husband cooks his wife a lovely dinner. After enjoying the meal they head upstairs and get into bed. The husband leans over to his wife, kisses her on the…
After a 2000 year absence, the Virgin Mary takes a trip down to earth. ​ After a couple of days, she calls back to heaven. “Hi Peter, this is the Virgin Mary. I met a man.” Peter says to her, “That’s not bad. This is how it is down on earth.” The next day she…
AITA for telling daddy I saw mummy kissing another man? Last night, I (7m) couldn’t sleep so I went downstairs. I saw mummy (38f) kissing a strange man. I ran upstairs to tell daddy (41m) but he wasn’t in his bedroom. I went back to bed crying. In the morning, mummy woke me up saying,…
Oops… An American businessman is in Thailand. He goes to a bar and meets a beautiful woman. She looks like a lady, walks like a lady, and kisses like a lady. After a few drinks the lady suggests they go back to her place, and the businessman readily agrees. They drive to her place, she…
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle…