At breakfast, a husband says to his wife, “I want to try doggy tonight.”
Surprisingly enough, the wife agrees.
So that night, both quite excited, the husband cooks his wife a lovely dinner.
After enjoying the meal they head upstairs and get into bed. The husband leans
over to his wife, kisses her on the cheek and says, “night night sweet heart”
The wife turns on her bedside lamp, confused, and says, “What? What about
doggy?”
The husband replies, “Honey, I can’t believe you enjoyed it so much you want
more. I’m sorry, but there’s none left, I’ll cook it again for you next week.”