A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They’re going at it for a minute when…
Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, “ONE, TWO, THREE.. UUHH!” all night long. In the…
A hooker is hired by a midget But he has no money so he says to her “if I can give you the best orgasm of your life, will you give me a root free of charge?” The hooker thinks for a moment and assumes that a midget of such small size surely couldn’t give…
A man dies and he’s able to be in heaven and in hell for 1 day so he could choose which he likes best. And heaven was boring as fuck and hell was a 24/7 hookers and blow non stop party. So the next day he goes back to st Peter? And says, “nah.. I’m…
A young man and his date were parked… … on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing….
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She says to him: “Hey Granddad, why don’t we give it a try?” He says: “No thank you. That is no longer possible for me.” It was a slow night, so the hooker says: “Oh, come on, what have we…
Why you shouldn’t be unfaithful. A guy notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket. ‘Do i know you?’ he asks. She says ‘Aren’t you the dad of one of my kids?’ He thinks back to the only time he’s ever been unfaithful & says ‘Were you the hooker I banged over…
My wife is a hooker? My wife woke me this morning after being out all night I asked her where she was and she told me that because we were going through some money problems she decided that she was going to go on the game and after a lot of arguing I asked how…
For an old man’s 98th birthday, his 3 grandsons paid for a hooker and sent her to his home. When the old fella opened the door he asked what a pretty girl like her was doing at his home. She replied “I was sent here as a gift to you” The old man asked “What…
A man is walking home late at night… …when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them… it’s a police officer. “What’s…