A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly…
18 inch harry.. A first-time John went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man’s 18-inch penis, the hooker almost fainted. “Hold on, pal,” she said. “I’ll lick it, I’ll suck it, but you are not sticking that in me.”…
A guy is approached by a hooker in a bar. She says, “This A guy is approached by a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The…
Happy Birthday Henry Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a hooker to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says “HI, I’m Susie, and I’m here to give you super sex.” Henry looks her over,…
An American businessman was in Japan… He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming “Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!”, which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said “Fujifoo”….
Both Golf “Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a golf nut. You’ll never see me on weekends during golf season. ” “Well, dear,” she murmured. “I have a confession to make too. I’m a hooker. ” “No big deal,” replied the groom. “Just keep your head down and…
I told my wife when I first met her that I play a LOT of golf I told her … If it’s a beautiful sunny day I’m gonna play golf If it’s windy I’ll play golf If it’s rainy I’ll play golf If we’re in a minor car accident, I’ll drop her off at the…
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying…
A boy asks his father what’s the difference between theory and practice The father sends him to his mother and big sister to ask them, if they would sleep with a stranger for 10.000 Euros. “They both said they would” reports the boy back. “You see?” asks the father. “Theoretically we have now 20.000 Euros,…
A priest is walking down the street when he’s approached by a hooker…. A priest is walking down the street when he’s approached by a hooker. “Twenty bucks for a blow-job, Father,” she says. Startled, the priest hurries back to the church and summons the Mother Superior into his office. “Mother Superior, what’s a blow-job?”…