Why you shouldn’t be unfaithful.
A guy notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket.
‘Do i know you?’ he asks.
She says ‘Aren’t you the dad of one of my kids?’
He thinks back to the only time he’s ever been unfaithful & says
‘Were you the hooker I banged over the pool table at my buddy’s party while your friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery and shoved that massive cucumber up my arse?’
She stares at him & says:
‘No. I’m your daughter’s teacher’.