A Little Christmas Joke This guy Joe arrives to pick up his fiancée for a date in a new Porsche. His fiancée is confused because Joe isn’t exactly a wealthy guy. She says, “Where did you get this Porsche?“ Joe says, “It was in my garage.“ She says, “What was it doing in your garage?“…
A couple is taking a tour through the Natural History Museum. They ask the tour guide: “How old is this dinosaur skeleton?” He replies: “It is sixty five million and fourteen years and three months old.” “Wow! It’s amazing that you can tell this precise. How do you do that? Is it with carbon dating?”…
Dated a gold digger once. I date this girl once, she was a solid 10. She was smoking hot, and crazy in bed. Things went south though, she claimed I lied about how much money I had. And I was like “my exact words where, that I has worth between 40 and 75 million dollars”….
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!…
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she’d been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her…