A Gorgeous Young Redhead Goes into the Doctor’s Office… She said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she…
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, “Think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, it’s…
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I… The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I. Her hair was brown, her eyes baby blue, I knew exactly what she wanted to do. And so, with courage, I did my best and…
The wife’s check-up A young wife, lamenting her husband’s recent lack of passion, thought that the best way to arouse his dormant interest would be to shock him into jealousy. “Darling,” she purred one night, “during my check-up with our dermatologist today, he said that I had the smoothest skin, a flawless face, perfectly-sized well-rounded…
Why was the redhead in so much pain? A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more….
A woman was trying to breastfeed her son in a bus The kid throws a tantrum and refuses to suck on his mother’s breast. So in a fit, the mother tells her son, “If you don’t want this milk, I’m gonna give this to the gentleman beside us.” An hour later, the kid still refused…
Bumping into People A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your…
So an old lady’s husband dies… The old lady depressed and wants to kill herself goes to the doctor and asks him “Where is the heart located?” The doctor tells her it is under the left breast. The old lady goes to the gun store and buys a gun, goes home and puts the gun…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her…
Wife visits doctor A wife walked through the living room, humming a joyful tune. “You seem happy,” said her husband. “Went to the doctor today and he said for 45, I have the breasts of a 21 year old,” she responded with a smile. “What did your doctor say about you 45 year old ass,”…