The wife’s check-up
A young wife, lamenting her husband’s recent lack of passion, thought that the best way to arouse his dormant interest would be to shock him into jealousy. “Darling,” she purred one night, “during my check-up with our dermatologist today, he said that I had the smoothest skin, a flawless face, perfectly-sized well-rounded breasts, and the sexiest legs he had ever seen.”
“Oh, is that so?” countered the husband, “and did he also mention your fat ass?”
“Oh, no, dear,” she replied calmly, “your name never came up during our conversation.”