iBoob Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their…
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse. A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they…
A man goes to ask the great guru, “Which is better, large breasts or small breasts?” The great guru asks him “How much money do you have in bills in your wallet?” The man quickly counts the money. “Thirty dollars.” “And if you had thirty dollars in coins,” said the guru, “which would have the…
A lady comes home from her doctors appointment grinning from ear to ear Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your…
I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son… “How long do you have to do that for?” I asked. “When is he going to be too old for it?” “Well, it’s a physical bond between a mother and her child isn’t it? It’s only society that deems it unacceptable…
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000 ?”. She agreed, so they went to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, ” Aren’t you gonna bite them?”….
A cop is driving down the street when he sees a woman walking toward him with her right breast hanging out of her shirt. The cop pulls over and says to her, “Ma’am, don’t you realize that I can cite you for indecent exposure?” The woman, incredulous, replies, “Why on Earth would you do that?”…
A man sees a lady with big breasts. He asks, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies,…