A wife desperately tries to prove to her husband that her affair is over. He had already forgiven her, but still hadn’t spoken to her in days. The only thing she could think of, is that he must still not trust her. To convince him, she cut her ex lover’s obituary out of the newspaper….
One of my favorite blonde jokes A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she……… A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and…
A young blonde woman A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so… A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with…
Englishman, irishman and a scot are convinced their wives are having affairs. Englishman says; “my wife must be having an affair with mechanic. When I came home I saw his overalls under our bed.” Scot says; “my wife is having an affair with a musician. I saw a guitar under our bed.” Irish man says;…
Three male co-workers are having drinks at a bar. After a few too many, their tongues get a little loose. The 1^(st) one says: “I’m having an affair with our boss’s wife. But that obviously stays between us.” The 2^(nd) one says: “I’m gay. But I don’t think my family will approve so make sure…
A young blonde woman… is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband…
A blonde man is convinced his wife is having an affair… He buys a gun, comes home early from work, and sure enough there is his wife and another man, naked in bed. Without a word the blonde man pulls out the gun and blows the guy away. Looking his wife in the eyes he…
A woman goes to the pharmacist and asks for five kilos of arsenic. The chemist says, “That’s very dangerous, what do you want it for?” Wife replies, “I’m giving it to my husband. He had an affair” Chemist says, “Oh no, I could get in a lot of trouble for giving you that” Wife goes…