There is a husband and a wife that, over their marriage, have eight kids. One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven. The husband goes to his wife and asks her, “Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an…
Bob the milkman A couple of guys are at the bar. First guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the milkman.” “What!?” says his buddy. “That fat ugly fucker I see every morning outside your house?” “That’s right,” says the first guy. “Jesus,”…
An elderly man walks into confession and says… “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.” The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were…
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest… …“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.” The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last…
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!” The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again…” – Shamelessly stolen…
There’s a Russian gay couple… One of them is called Vladislav, the other is called Karl. After happily loving each other for a fair few years, Karl discovers Vladislav is having an affair with Vladimir. Devastated, Karl gets onto his knees in front of Vladislav and bellows: “VLADISLAV? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me,…