A Russian enters a bar full of Turkish people.
He’s wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering “Turkish got 3 problems.”
Just a few seconds later the Turkishs oppose him and say “Hey, yopu know what you’re wearing is insulting?”
The russian responds: “This is your first problem: You’re so easily offended.”
The Turkish respond: “Okay, maybe we should settle this outside.”
The Russian: “That’s your second problem: You always want to solve your problems with violence.”
The Turkish bring him outside and pull their knives.
The Russian: “And here’s your third problem. You always bring knives to gun fights.”