Two guys were playing golf

Two guys were playing golf

Two guys were playing golf, and they were annoyed because there were two women ahead of them playing very slowly. One of the guys decided to ask if they could play through. He walked over about halfway, they suddenly turned around very quickly and came back.

“That was close,” he said. “One of those women is my wife, and the other one is my mistress! If they both recognized me, I’d have been in real trouble.”

“Don’t worry,” the other guy said. “I’ll go ask if we can play through.”

He started over towards them, then he, too, suddenly turned back.
“Talk about your coincidences!”