Walking hand in hand, a daughter looks up at her father and asks, “Daddy, what did YOU want to name me?”
“Zelda honey,” he responded, “I wanted to name you Zelda. But on the night you were born, mommy said there was no way I was naming you Zelda. You see honey, mommy went through a lot that night, and I was in no position to win naming rights.”
“But why Zelda?” she asked.
“Because Zelda is intelligent… kind… and is loved by the people around her. Just like you.”
Liking the sound of that, she smiled at him and said, “Aww. I love you Daddy.”
And smiling back he replied, “I love you too Ganon.”