Two men are golfing on a sunday
(Not sure if this joke has circulated this subreddit before, but I suppose this community isn’t unfamiliar to reposts)
Two men are golfing on a random sunday.
Golfer 1 is about to hit the ball when he notices a funeral procession on the other side of the street. The casket is being lowered into the ground.
Golfer 1 stops mid-swing, takes off his hat and places it on his chest in silent prayer.
Golfer 2 notices this and does the same, before praising Golfer 1.
Golfer 2: “Sir, that is the most respectful gesture I’ve ever seen anyone do. I truly applaud you.”
Golfer 1: “Yeah we were married 30 years.”