Three nuns are gossiping about a priest.
The first nun said, “I was going through father’s desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer.”
The second nun gasped and asked, “What did you do with them?”
“I burned them.”
The second nun then said, “I was going through father’s drawers and found a box of condoms.”
The first nun gasped and asked, “What did you do with them?”
“I poked holes in them.”
The third nun fainted.