The whale jizz on my doorstep
5 years ago on this very night, I found a jar of whale jizz on my doorstep. It was beaten and injured, it needed my help. I nursed it back to health and raised it like my own son.
Today it finally graduated from university and I was just so proud.
It looked at me and said
“Thank you, for everything.”
I looked back at it with a single tear rolling down my cheek
“You’re whale cum”