On his birthday, an old guy is going around the nursing home, entertaining himself by saying, “Guess how old I am! Guess how old I am!”
“I don;t know, 81? 82?”
“Nope! Nope! I’m 95!”
He approaches an old lady sitting by herself in the hall, and says, “Guess how old I am!”
“OK.” She unzips the zipper on his pants, reaches in, feels around for awhile, and says, “I’d say you’re about…95. Yep. I’d say you’re about 95.”
“That’s amazing! How’d you know?”
“I heard you telling that guy.”