Category: Son Jokes

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s not buying it, in fact he’s still making fun of me. Edit: Thanks for the karma, and damn Reddit is not shy about telling internet strangers they pooped in their pants. Edit 2: Thank…

Genie: You have 3 wishes. Genie: You have 3 wishes. Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way. Genie: I promise that won’t happen. I’m so sure it won’t I’ll give you infinite wishes if it does. Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with…