The first Jewish President of the United States is elected. The night before the inauguration he calls his mother. “Mom, I’d love for you to come visit and stay with me during the inauguration and for a few days.” “Oh I don’t know, airfare is so expensive these days.” “Mom, I’ll fly you out on…
The first Jewish President of the United States is elected The night before the inauguration he calls his mother. “Mom, I’d love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a few days.” “Oh I don’t know, airfare is so expensive these days.” “Mom, I’ll fly you out on Air…
Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man. “What brings you to the desert?” asked Jesus. “I’m looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.” “How did you lose him? What happened?” “I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At…
This was an actual conversation that took place between my wife and my 7 yr old son just now. My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him “If you pick up this habit, your future…
A shark is teaching his kid how to eat humans and he says “look son, first you swim full force at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him full force again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat…
Theory vs. Reality A son asks his father what the difference between theory and reality is. The father says go ask your mother if she would sleep with the neighbor for 1 million dollars, then go ask your sister the same question and tell me what they say. The son returns and says, “they both…
While wandering in the desert I came across a lamp When I rubbed it a Genie popped out. Genie: You have released me from my prison, in return I shall grant you three wishes. Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way won’t it? Genie:…
two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven. God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”. God says, “my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral…
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?” God says, “My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college…
Turned the tables on my 8-year-old son. Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?” Me: “I don’t know; how many?” Son: “Ten tickles.” Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.” Son: “Huh?” Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you…