A girl asks her mom where babies come from. The Mom replies, “When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have sex. Sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina, that’s how you get a baby.” The daughter is confused and says, “But the other day I…
Daddy, what’s it like being drunk? A little girl goes up to her dad and asks “Daddy, what does it feel like being drunk?” “Well,” the father replies “You see those 2 telephone poles over there in the distance?” he says, pointing in the direction of the poles. “A drunk person would see 4 telephone…
My Daughter woke me up. My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. “Daddy,” she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. “Guess how old I’m going to be next month. “I don’t know,” I said as I slipped on my glasses. “How old?” She smiled and held up four fingers. It is 7:30 now. My wife…
An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take Your Kid to Work Day’. An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take Your Kid to Work Day’. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked…
The little black jewish boy… A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I…
My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. “Daddy,” she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. “Guess how old I’m going to be next month.” “I don’t know, beauty,” I said as I slipped on my glasses. “How old?” She smiled and held up four fingers. It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been…
5 year old son after reading a story about a king… Son:Mom, I also want 5 wives.one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me Mom:And one will put you to sleep Son:No mom, i will still sleep with you Mom’s eyes filled up with tears … God bless you son Mom:but who will…
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the boy. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?” “Um, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.” The boy begins his paper, “This report has been…
A little boy runs up to his father with a question. “Daddy, daddy!” says the boy, excitedly. “Did you get shot in the army?” The father looks away and grimaces. The pain is etched clearly on this face. He gets a faraway look in his eye, and a tear rolls down his face, as he…