Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but are told only one can get into the pearly gates. St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a douche bottle and douches herself. St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into…
A feminist told me about the “Dwayne Johnson Rule.” The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, ‘Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it. I thought this sounded like a…
A Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, ‘Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it. I thought this sounded like…
I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar. Edit: thanks anonymous redditors for the awards: two silvers and a hugz! I am unworthy! Awards keep coming in. I feel like one of those North Korean generals that run out of chest space and have to start…
A woman goes to the doctor… and says, “Doc, I think these hormone pills you gave me are a little strong. My voice is getting deeper and I’m starting to grow some hair on my chest.” The doctor replies, “Hair on your chest huh? How far down does it go?” The woman answers, “All the…