Four doctors are talking. “The British doctor says, medicine is so advanced in Britain that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for a job.” The German doctor replies: “That’s nothing. In Germany, we took part of a brain, put it in another man,…
A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job.” The German doctor replies: “That’s nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks…
A blonde girl called Jenny came skipping home after school. “Mommy mommy! Today in school, everyone else only counted to 5, but I counted to 10!” The mom replies, “That’s great honey!” Jenny then asks, “Is it because I’m blonde?” “Yes sweetie” says the mom. The next day, Jenny comes home skipping and calling out…
Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light …in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. “Hey, show us your chest, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them…
An Alabama girl sees her mother showering An Alabama girl sees her mother showering. She sees her tits and asks: “Mom, what is that on your chest?” The mother says: “Nothing important sweetie, you’ll get them too when you are older!” Later in the day, she sees her father showering. She sees her dad’s dick…
Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore and grants them three wishes… The first friend says “I wish I could catch a huge marlin” The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back. The friend then pulls in a massive marlin. “Amazing!” Says the second friend “Well you know what? I wish…
A cheap zoo lost its gorilla and instead of paying for one they hired a guy in a gorilla costume to act like a gorilla. When the people came to see him he pounded his chest and moved like a gorilla. Right under him was a lions cage. While he was running around chanting like…
A blonde girl excitedly arrives home from school. “Mommy Mommy, all the other kids can only count to 4, but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I’m blonde Mommy?” “Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde.” The girl returns home the following day even more ecstatic. “Mommy mommy! When we dressed for…
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says “Make me one with everything”. The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come…
Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Little Johnny asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father says, “I have to make sure that he’s healthy…