Category: Boob Jokes

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point….

How to find your wife… A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.” “Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked. The man replies”Because every time I talk to a…

A little girl goes shopping with her dad After the shoe shop, and the cake shop, she goes into the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber’s chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your…

2 men at an airport. 2 men at an airport. 1st man says, “I can’t find my wife.” 2nd man says, “I can’t find mine either, what does yours look like?” 1st man ” Six foot tall, blonde, big tits, mini skirt, high heels and a boob tube, whats yours look like?” 2nd man says,…

Two men at an airport First man says, “I can’t find my wife.” Second man says, “I can’t find mine either, what does yours look like?” First man ” Six foot tall, blonde, big tits, mini skirt, high heels and a boob tube, whats yours look like?” Second man says, “Fuck her, we’ll look for…