A white man was on holiday in Jamaica
The man had recently gotten a tattoo on his penis. When it stretched out, it would spell «Anne», but it only said «Ae» when flaccid.
One day after he and his wife were done at the beach, he went to the public showers and saw a Jamaican with the letters «Wy» on his schlong.
«Does it spell your wife’s name?» he asked the man.
«No» answered the man.
«So what does it say?» he asked, wondering what else it could possibly be.
«It says «Welcome to Jamaica, and have a nice day»»