A little girl wakes up and is hungry. Her mom normally makes her breakfast, but she is in the shower
The girl tells her dad she is really hungry. Dad makes her toast with butter, and squirts some honey on top
The girl hasn’t had that before, and she really likes it. She says “Daddy, what did you put on top of the bread?”
The dad says, “It’s a name your mom always calls me!”
Mom comes out of the shower and sees her daughter eating and really happy. She asks the girl, “What did your dad make you for breakfast?”
The girl said, “Daddy made me toast with asshole!”