A lady goes to the doctor for help with her sex life…
Doctor: Give your husband viagra.
Lady: I can’t, he hates pills.
Doctor: Just put it in his coffee.
Next week she returns, unhappy.
Doctor: Was it good?
Lady: It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a few sips of coffee, then he pushed everything off the table and fucked me on it right then and there.
Doctor: Well, then what’s wrong?
Lady: I’ll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again.
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Edit: To the guys saying that’s not how Viagra works. Use some imagination damnit! Assume details if you have to.