A housewife buys a parrot from a pet store
At the counter, the cashier warns her that the parrot used to live in a brothel and picked up a lot of the language they used.
She takes the parrot back to her house and puts him in a cage. The bird looks around and says “New madame, new house.” She’s a little surprised, but likes it nonetheless.
Later, her daughters come home from school. The parrot looks at them and says “New madame, new house, new girls.” She’s shocked to say the least. But, she likes the bird.
After this, her husband, Dave, comes home. As soon as he walks in the door, the parrot looks over and says “Hey Dave.”