A deaf married couple are on their honeymoon…
They were both inexperienced sexually and were having a bit of trouble communicating with the lights off. Finally the wife turns on the lights and signs:
“If you are horny, squeeze my tits once, If you are not, squeeze twice.”
The husband thought about this and signed back:
“If you are horny, pull my dick once. If you are not, pull it 120 times.”