A child asked her mom “how did I come to this world?”
The mom, misty eyed answered, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. Soon afterwards, when it was ready… we dried it, smoked it and then got so high that we had sex without a condom”.