A plane is about to crash…
An airplane has a tragic engine malfunction and they captain tells everyone to brace themselves because they are going to crash in the middle of the desert.
A female flight attendant decides she wants to die feeling like a woman. She stands up and removes all her clothes. Naked, she screams, “I want to die like a woman, any man out there want to volunteer?” A gentleman stands up, walks up to her and removes all his clothes. He then says, ” Here, iron these!”