A preacher and a taxi driver were waiting to get into Heaven
The taxi driver walked up to St. Peter, who gave him a golden staff and let him into Heaven. The preacher walked up to St. Peter, who gave him a wooden staff. The preacher asked “I was a preacher. Why does a taxi driver get a golden staff but I only get a wooden one?” St. Peter responded “We reward people based on results. When you were preaching, people fell asleep. When he was driving, people were praying.”