My daughter came up to me and said
My daughter came up to me and said “daddy when my cat died why were its legs in the air?” I replied “well that’s so Jesus can grab it to take it to heaven.” “That means mummy nearly died this morning!” She said, I asked “how?”
“well when I looked in her bedroom she was screaming “Jesus I’m coming!” And if it wasn’t for the postman holding her down he would have got her.”