My daughter came up to me and said

My daughter came up to me and said

My daughter came up to me and said “daddy when my cat died why were its legs in the air?” I replied “well that’s so Jesus can grab it to take it to heaven.” “That means mummy nearly died this morning!” She said, I asked “how?”
“well when I looked in her bedroom she was screaming “Jesus I’m coming!” And if it wasn’t for the postman holding her down he would have got her.”