Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport.
Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?”
Caesar: “A-2 Brutus”
Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?” Caesar: “8:02 Brutus”
Brutus: “By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?” Caesar: “Ate two Brutus”
Brutus: “This is an unusual paper size for a ticket.
What size is it Caesar?”
Caesar: “A2 Brutus”
Brutus (Thinking to himself) : “This man is really getting on my nerves. One of these days I’m going to have to kill him”