A Redneck is on his honeymoon….
As they step into the bedroom, she disrobes.
He says, “First, woman, make me a drink”.
She slips off her panties and says, “Only if you put these on”.
He begrudgingly obliges and puts his feet through the holes of her lacy thong.
At his thighs, the thong won’t stretch any more.
He tells his new wife, “WOMAN, I CAN’T GET IN YOUR PANTIES!”
She says, “And you wont, until you change that fucking attitude”