A plane emergency landed in the water, no one is willing to go on the life boat
The flight attendant then asks the captain what to do. The captain replied,
Tell the Americans that it is an “adventure”
Tell the English that it is a “honour”
Tell the French that it is “romantic”
Tell the German that it is “law”
Tell the Japanese that it is an “order”
I am certain that they will all comply.
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The flight attendant then asks what shall he tell the Chinese.
The captain responded “Tell them its FREE”