Recently a man had to go to the hospital…
…to have his wedding ring cut off of his dick after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you’re married
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your dick
3) Or finding out your dick fits through your wedding ring.