A couple is celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary …
They rent the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. The wife undresses and says, “25 years ago, when you first saw me naked, what were you thinking?” The husband says, “I was thinking that I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry!”
“And what are you thinking right now?” she asked playfully. He said, “I’m thinking I did a pretty good job.”