A woman who was in a house fire sustained some serious skin burns, largely on her face. Her husband volunteered to be a donor, and since the butt skin is the most delicate and smooth, that’s what the doctors used.
After the surgery, and then some recovery time, the woman is standing in front of a mirror checking herself out. Pleased with the results, she turns around and says to her husband: “Honey, I don’t even know how to thank you.” To which he responded: “There’s no need. The biggest reward was watching your mother kissing you on the cheek.”